There was this thing at school. Garrison Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Leopold 'Butters' Stotch; Gerald Broflovski Voice of Sheila Broflovski; Various Other Females Voice of Liane Cartman; Principal Victoria; Sharon Marsh; Wendy Testaburger; Various Other Females. Well, we heardthat you're gay. Then I guessI'm not interested. Tweek, is there anythingyou want to talk to us about? You just needa little spark of magic. I-I love youso much, son. Cupid Me, what are you doing? Craig got in a fight? You are wasting your time.
Uh, the Asians just,you know -- They just pickwho they pick, and, um, so it'sthe way it's always been. I just want to see Tweek. Wanting to, like,kiss a dude? Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans among them, George Clooney , a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations more… An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. And my dad says Asianshave always done this, and they, like, do make people gay. Don't let anyone see you. You're never the bad guy,are you?! And if it can happento Tweek and Craig, could it happento any of us? School tomorrowshould be really interesting. No, I mean, like,what makes the Asians decide who they're gonnamake gay? Oh, don't use thatlame shit on me, man.
You're capable of morethan you think. Cupid Me, you have to help. I was just being selfish. As you know,we have several new students here atSouth Park Elementary. You just follow my lead and tryand make it believable, okay? Dude, I'm not gay,and neither are you! I'm sorry, Tweek, but wecan't lie to ourselves anymore. Meanwhile, the boys, dressed as the including an in absentia Stan using his iPad's go trick or treating, and come face to face with a gang of serial killers. Can I give yousome money? Something to be expectedin relationships.
This wasn't partof the plan. In fact, I just -- I just want to give yousome money, Tweek. The whole town is sad. Love doesn't follow a plan! What matters, and the reasonI brought you in here, is that you understandaffirmative consent. Everyone wasso proud of you. I went through your phone whenwe went out last night, Craig. I'm just not a homosexual.
I'll never get any chicks. L-look, we both knowthis is for the better. Tweek, don't make me outto be the bad guy here. You can go on up. I'm just here topick up on guys.
I can't justshut down on him. You changed something in me,and I just -- I want to fix whatever'shurting you now. But it doesn't change the fact that there's nothing herefor you to keep pursuing. What if my parentsfind out?! Why can't you quit him? In return for justone date? Uh, what are you --what are you talking about? Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Randy Marsh; Mr. You -- you made mebelieve in myself in a way I neverhave before.
You said to make itseem real. But we do not belong together. And if we break up,no more pictures. I'm pretty sureCraig has seen my wiener. Oh, uh, but keep the door open,all right? Ah, well, you see,it's a combination of genetic, hormonal,and environmental influences. Craig, can I touchyour penis? What did I do tomake my son like this? Now everyone thinksI'm a manipulative cheater.
What is wrong with you?! Because, ifwe're gay, then we can break up. But it isn't all Asians. Let's be like Tweek and Craig. When he learns that the girl has a crush on Kyle, Cartman spreads a rumor about Kyle in order to maneuver Token and Nichole together. Cupid -- Cupid Me, no! Tee hee hee hee hee! Why do the Japanese makesome people gay and others not? Go talk to him, Randy,and be delicate.
We have to come outand say we're gay. I guess just becauseI don't understand it doesn't meanI shouldn't support it. Today, we're gonna beshowing you some art from our Asian-Americanstudents, and -- Damn it, Leslie! Why are the Asian girls drawingpictures of us being gay? What does that haveto do with anything? I saw your text to Michaelabout hooking up with him! Hey, kid, what do youthink you're doing here? You think you can just pullthat shit you pulled at school, saying I step on peopleand use them, and I'll justtake you back? That is way too much pressure. If there isa romantic relationship here, you have to make sureyour partner is comfortable with anysexual exploration. I want to be proud of you, too.
Maybe you canhelp them along. Okay, that's it, Cupid Me! The Asians decidewho's gonna be gay? I just don't understand it,Cupid Me. Since they are gay,we want to be supportive. So, we're just gonnasend them on home with some money,all right? But only if you help getTweek and Craig back together. Meanwhile, Cartman gets a security system for his house, but it is angered by the nonchalant responses of the agents who respond to its alerts.